Uranus Is Back to Shake Up Gemini: Here's What That Means for You

If the past few days have felt like a cosmic caffeine overdose followed by an existential nap, you’re not alone – and yes, the stars are absolutely involved.

🚨 Episode 31 of Every Day’s a Train Wreck – “Cosmic Shake-Ups: Uranus in Gemini, Jupiter on Vacay in Cancer & Those Full-Moon Feels” – is your hilarious, slightly unhinged guide to why things feel so…weird right now.

🚂 What’s Happening Up There?

Astrologer Ashley McFarland returns to join host Marley Majcher for a no-holds-barred breakdown of the planetary party:

• Uranus enters Gemini for the first time in 84 years, and like your ex showing up at brunch, it’s here to stir the pot and say things that cause nervous breakdowns and breakthroughs.
• Jupiter is chillin’ in Cancer, embracing its inner life coach with a side of cozy drama. Big feelings. Bigger growth. Ideally with snacks.
• Sagittarius full moon? Oh, she’s LOUD. Your inner truth-teller is dialing the volume to 11, and there’s no mute button.

💫 What You’ll Learn (and Laugh Through):

• Why Uranus is the sky’s official chaos agent – and how it’s rewiring your mindset
• What Jupiter in Cancer wants you to nurture, even if it’s just your houseplants
• How to decode your Big 3 (Sun, Moon, Rising) without turning into a zodiac zombie
• Why full moons make you want to cry, clean, or text your therapist (or all three)
• And yes, there’s a live mini-chart reading that proves teens + Sagittarius moons = pure comedy gold

🧹 The Real Talk Moment

Marley shares a deeply relatable (and weirdly inspiring?) story about emotional “storage boxes” – literal and metaphorical – and how a full moon purge might be exactly what your soul ordered.

⭐ TL;DR: The Stars Are Screaming – But We’ve Got You

No doomscroll astrology here – just sharp insights, stellar advice, and enough cosmic snark to help you laugh through the lunacy. So grab your headphones and get ready to reframe your chaos into cosmic clarity.

🎧 Listen now on your fave podcast app, and don’t forget to rate, review & share the stardust.

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